So my little sister told me this story last weekend, and I still laugh just thinking about it. Therefore, I am sharing it with you, good people of Earth. Here goes (note that :: :: around a piece of text indicates physical action) :
Chick hanging out outside bar: I'm so hot every guy in here wants to get on me (or something).
Dude hanging out outside bar: No you're not, you're fuckin' fat.
Chick: Shut up, asshole! I just had a baby!
Dude: Yeah, and I'm sure it was delicious! ::wiggling fingers near mouth::
Chick: ::Punches dude in the face::
Dude: ::Falls down, then gets back up, nose bleeding profusely:: Worth it! Totally worth it!
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